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Joke of the Day

"Being nice is exhausting, which is why evil people have so much energy."

"Did you hear about the new Voat mobile app? It's called Reddit Was Fun."

"What do you get when you let 25,000 Syrian refugees into Canada during the winter? Isisicles"

"Why couldn't the feminist change the light bulb? Feminists can't change anything."

"I'm kind of clueless about pop culture. I thought ""Hogwarts"" was an STD"

"Teacher: Why are you late Joseph? Joseph: Because of a sign down the road. Teacher: What does a sign have to do with your being late? Joseph: The sign said ""School Ahead Go Slow!"""

"A man goes to the doctor for an exam... ... the doctor looks at him and says, ""You have to stop masturbating."" ""Why?"" asks the man. ""Because I'm trying to examine you,"" says the doctor."

"Old tourist joke German tourist arrives at a French airport. Immigration officer asks him: ""Occupation?"" The German replies: ""No, no, just visiting."""

"Why did the girl bring 2 basketballs to the basketball game? Because there was 2 basketball courts. DUH!"

"The barber from across the street was just arrested for selling drugs. I was his customer for 3 years. Didn't know he was also a barber."