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Joke of the Day
"The Mafia hired me to clean recently I was a maid man"
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"My buddy's a surfer who left Egypt because his strict Christian family was always hovering over him... They were, like, hella Coptic bro."
"God wants to redesign.. God asks wives: I want to redesign men with new hi tech features. Any suggestions?? Women: Yes, that joy stick made for us should be password protected."
"Woke up 4 times to pee last night And each time only a little came out, my night of sleep was piss-poor"
"Why can't John complete a workout? He tried, but it didn't work out."
"[SPELLING BEE] JUDGE: Tim, your word is ""Oak"" TIM: [deep breath] Ok *BUZZER* T: What th J: So close! It's O-'A'-K T: But... J: Hard luck, kid"
"I'm wearing that smile you gave me "
"Alright, so, two Jews walk into a shower I bet you can finish this one"
"An Irishman walks out of a bar.... What? It could happen."
"Steps to being cool A) Use the sunglasses face B)"