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Joke of the Day

"My buddy's a surfer who left Egypt because his strict Christian family was always hovering over him... They were, like, hella Coptic bro."

"What's the worst thing about getting bitten by a poisonous spider? You're probably Australian. EDIT: I mean venomous, not poisonous. I am sorry"

"How many tickles does it take to make a japanese girl laugh? Ten Tickles"

"Where the most likely place to find a crack whore? Between a rock and a hard place."

"What's small, orange and sounds like a parrot? An oompa loompa with a sore throat."

"Batman Arkham Knight PC port"

"Did you hear about Father Dickinson? He had to leave the church after being accused of incest and pedophilia"

"I like the religions where they're like ""god left after he made earth."" that's exactly what I would do if i created this mess."

"Hannibal Lector must have slept around... I heard he was quite the man-eater."

"I was lost in the desert, out in the distance I thought I saw Nicki Minaj, when I ran up to her... She ended up being a Nicki Mirage"