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Joke of the Day

"[SPELLING BEE] JUDGE: Tim, your word is ""Oak"" TIM: [deep breath] Ok *BUZZER* T: What th J: So close! It's O-'A'-K T: But... J: Hard luck, kid"

"Where can you find the strongest tea? Cliffsides (because it's so steep)."

"You are the reason Santa even has a naughty list."

"I would never let MY child act like that. -things my friends without kids say."

"Yelling REEEEEMIX, when your boss stutters on a conference call is looked down upon."

"Famous last words ""with this snow, the road looks like a sidewalk!"" Jimmy exclaimed, Famous last words..."

"I don't have a problem with 5p carrier bags, I have a bag for life, ever since I got married last year. ^^"

"Did you hear about the new medicine for erectile dysfunction? It's called mycoxafloppin."

"Why do social justice warriors hate math? all the inequalities"

"What did the customer say to the barber after looking at a facial hair catalog? I moustache you a question about this style shown here, good sir."