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Joke of the Day

"When I went to Japan on vacation, I didn't see a single ninja. Impressive."

"What's the difference between a troll and a goblin? I never come home to find my wife troll up some guys nuts!"

"The doctor told my wife her cervix is still really hard last night. How would the doctor know that without sticking her whole hand......omg"

"Q: What should you do if windows crashes cost you a lot of money? A: You should bill Gates."

"I met a sick bird yesterday that got deported. The cops kept yelling about him being an ""ill-eagle""."

"Ever had Ethiopian food? ...neither have they."

"Women are always complaining that I make too many 'dick' jokes but I don't understand why. I mean, that's the only part of me guaranteed to make them laugh."

"What will men do if women become extinct? Domesticate another animal."

"My great grandma started to giggle at a barbecue and when I asked what's funny she said "" everyone here is alive because I got laid ""."

"What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? It's easy to roast beef..."