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Joke of the Day

"You know times are tough when you are totally jealous of your friends shopping spree... at the dollar store!"

"How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, two in the back, and 6 million in the ashtray."

"Hey girl, are you an F5 key? Cause that ass is refreshing."

"[job interview] interviewer: where do you see yourself in 5 years? me: that's a trick question there is no c in any of those words"

"you know the joke of the pearldiver? blub blub gone he is"

"A Man Has a Heart Attack on a Plane... Stewardess: Is **anybody** here a doctor?! Man: (Raising Hand) I'm a vegan."

"main difference between /news/ mods and north korea? one side executes people for no reasons and puts people in detentions camps, the other one is a country."

"War is never the answer. Unless the question is ""What's never the answer?"""

"Why couldn't the bike stand up? It was too tired."

"Jon Snow must be a redditor He knows kn0thing."