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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an unpredictable, out-of-control photographer? A loose Canon."
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"Who is this Rorschach guy.... ... and why does he paint all these pictures of my parents fighting?"
"What did the ant say when he walked into the insurance office? Insure ants?"
"Morrissey has cancer I know, I know, it's serious."
"A woman ran out of toothpicks... Woman: Nanny! Why do we always ran out of toothpicks? Nanny: I don't know maam. I always return it after using."
"First Boy: Why is your brother always flying off the handle ? Second Boy: Because he's got a screw loose !"
"Sorry I interrupted your wedding dance with a much much better dance"
"Doctor Doctor I feel like an apple. We must get to the core of this!"
"Why was Jack scared? Because Jack was bean stalked"
"A perk of being in your thirties is waking up injured because you slept in a slightly different way than usual."