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Joke of the Day
"Why was Jack scared? Because Jack was bean stalked"
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"What does Trump say after sex? ""You're the best daughter ever."" (Credit for inspiration to the ""What does Bill say to Hilary after sex"" joke)"
"What's the difference between a reindeer and a caribou? Caribou can't fly."
"My smartphone is now all I need to organise events in my life My calendar's days are numbered."
"A skeleton walks into a bar.... ...asks for a pint and a mop."
"Why do handicapped people wear shoes? Because if they didn't their local gas station would turn a blind eye."
"I watched her squeeze into the booth, finish 3 Egg McMuffins, & stand-up. ""My knees are killing me, it must be the cold weather,"" she said."
"Joke of the year. /r/politics"
"*stands up in the middle of a quiet library* FAKE NOODLES ARE CALLED IM-PASTAS"
"Which NBA team likes McDonald's the most? Denver Nuggets "