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Joke of the Day

"Sorry I interrupted your wedding dance with a much much better dance"

"Why did Mr Ohm marry Mrs Ohm? Because he couldn't resistor... Old but classic!"

"Chickens making knock knock jokes. -Why did the chicken cross the road? -Are you kidding me? -To get to the ugly witches house. Knock, knock. -Who's there? -The chicken."

"What DOESN'T Bruce want for Christmas from his ex? A Krismas goose."

"Is it gay if a male doctor feels your balls while looking you deep in your eyes and isn't really a doctor but is just some guy at Target?"

"I remember when I was a virgin I thought I'd remember every single time I got laid Since I've been married though I can't remember the last time I've had sex"

"What do you call a redneck with two sheep? A Pimp"

"Why did the gynecologist giggle during the pap smear? I don't know. It was an inside joke."

"I like my eggs ovariesy"

"What's the worst part of locking your keys in your car outside an abortion clinic? Going in to ask for a coat hanger!"