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Joke of the Day

"First Boy: Why is your brother always flying off the handle ? Second Boy: Because he's got a screw loose !"

"I hate when people ask what I see myself doing in 5 years How would I know, I don't have 2020 vision"

"A penis lives a hard life His neighbor's nuts, he lives accross from an asshole, his best friend's a pussy, everyone calls him a dick, and his owner beats him."

"Don't ever go camping. That shit's intense."

"I cannot stand sitting beside a racist person. because its impossible to sit and stand simultaneously.."

"Sherlock was working on his garden, when Watson walked over and asked what he was planting. ""What are you planting?"" said Watson. ""It's a lemon tree, my dear Watson."""

"Oh look, it's raining outside. I think I'll go on Facebook and update all my friends that don't have a window of their own."

"Dear time, more weekend please."

"It's no coincidence the people who call the cops when parties get loud are the people who never get invited to parties."

"a white man and a black man enter a jewelry store black man gets shot"