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Joke of the Day
"If you steal somebody's rap lyrics, is it a rob-bar-y?"
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"[SPELLING BEE] JUDGE: Bourgeoisie ME: Really? W o w JUDGE: *annoyed* Sir, the word is Bourgeoisie ME:*clears throat* Eff - U - See - Kay - U"
"My friends are baffled that I gave up the single life for my European wife and wonder why I don't chase girls anymore. It's because she keeps me in Czech."
"My friends think im a magician when I make chocolate disappear... But little do they know, i'v got a few Twix up my sleeve..."
"Struggling to understand why you would make a video game about stabbing people with swords instead of a game about petting people"
"Stop being racist to kettles."
"I can't be the only woman who gets creeped out when she realizes her ovaries sniff out and sync up with other ovaries without her permission"
"What is the poorest tree in the forest? The burr-oak tree."
"What does a robot do after a one night stand? He nuts and bolts."
"I was watching a porno I was watching a porn film earlier, was just a sad fat bloke masturbating and weeping.....then I realized I hadn't turned the tv on :("