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Joke of the Day

"I can't be the only woman who gets creeped out when she realizes her ovaries sniff out and sync up with other ovaries without her permission"

"BREAKING: Barack Obama just elected President of the US - Sent from Internet Explorer"

"What's black and sits at the top of the stairs? Steven Hawking after a house fire"

"What do you call ghosts commiting bank robberies? The Polterheist"

"Reasons to jump: 1. Trampoline 2. Skydiving 3. Bungee jumping 4. Kris Kross made you"

"What crime did the man get charged with when he killed a black man? Impersonating a police officer."

"One of my favorite high expectation Asian jokes You masturbate? Why you no doctorbate?"

"Q: If Bill Clinton Hillary Clinton Al Gore and Tipper took a boat ride and the boat capsized who would be saved? A: The United States of America!"

"So Miley Cyrus was hospitalized after an allergic reaction. Apparently the ecstasy she took was made in a facility which also processes tree nuts."

"Why do all polish names end in SKI ? They can't spell TOBOGGAN !"