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Joke of the Day

"My friends are baffled that I gave up the single life for my European wife and wonder why I don't chase girls anymore. It's because she keeps me in Czech."

"Which street in France do reindeer live on? Rue Dolph"

"How dare you call me naive! I'd sue you for slander if I hadn't sent all my money to that Nigerian prince."

"Ebo said ....said that Africa didn't have an awful disease. EBO lie"

"Hear the one about the deaf man who went fishing? Neither did he."

"Life is going pretty good for me lately I guess. I just got a booty call last night. It was from life. Apparently it still wants to fuck me."

"My subscription brings all the newspapers to the yard."

"Password not accepted. I just decided to buy something on-line and I needed to create a new password. I used the word ""mypenis"" but it was not accepted. They said it needed to be longer."

"I put my pants on just like everyone else: reluctantly."

"My dog is coming home from surgery today and I hope he did ok. He can't afford another malpractice suit."