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Joke of the Day

"My friends think im a magician when I make chocolate disappear... But little do they know, i'v got a few Twix up my sleeve..."

"A wife is like a hand grenade... remove the ring and your house is gone!"

"At first my business of selling airplanes struggled quite a bit But then it took off."

"I am running out of people I actually like."

"I have decided to write all of my jokes in capitals from now on... This one was written in Tokyo."

"We're supposed to get snow, But right now it's still up in the air."

"What has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog."

"My humour is so black... ... it started picking cotton."

"What do they call Redditting on the toilet? Snoo on the loo"

"I have developed an intolerance to gluten- -free people"