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Joke of the Day

"[SPELLING BEE] JUDGE: Bourgeoisie ME: Really? W o w JUDGE: *annoyed* Sir, the word is Bourgeoisie ME:*clears throat* Eff - U - See - Kay - U"

"Where on LinkedIn do I add my current gang memberships"

"I tried to change my password to mypenis But it said it was too long."

"Alcohol won't mend a broken heart.But that doesn't mean I won't try it again tonight."

"Which Elizabethan sailor could stop bikes ? Sir Francis Brake !"

"When are they going to pass a law making the selling of horrible guacamole punishable with death?"

"Pokemon Go Run errands with your mom."

"Why did the orgy fail? No one came."

"Everybody at the party got upset when Baby Jesus turned the wine into breast milk."

"What did Hannibal Lecter say to the philosophy professor after the lecture? I can smell your Kant."