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Joke of the Day

"CAT: mew ME: indeed, u are correct kitty CAT: mew ME: well said, kitty, well said FRIEND I FORGOT WAS THERE: are u ok...? Emotionally?"

"Found a interesting submission today about how to counter-attack while fencing... Then I realized it was a riposte."

"Recent studies have shown that women overwhelmingly prefer 77, rather than 69. Top analysts this is because they get 8 more."

"Did you hear about the guy that copied a joke on /r/jokes? He insisted it wasn't a riposte."

"Do you think all Asians look alike? Are you Chris Chen? No, I'm Daniel Hsu. Do you think all Asians look alike or something? No, I mean, do you believe in Jesus?"

"Something is always going on in the kitchen, but you never know whats cooking till the end when you eat... Is that why they call it the final supper?"

"Do people lifting with their knees and backs know about using their hands?"

"What did the blind, one-legged retarded kid get for Christmas? cancer"

"I probably would have been a pretty good doctor, until I found out that I still get paid if the people die. Then I'd just be like, whatever"

"After reading your recent updates, I'm surprised that Facebook hasn't yet asked you, ""Whatever's on your mind, could you keep it to yourself?"""