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"What's the difference between au jus and a jew? Au jus is boiled but a jew is baked."
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"What type of sense of humor does rain have? -A very wet sense of humor"
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"How many retards does it take to push a bus? Just one. They're retardedily strong."
"Though he came from a long line of spoons, Sammy Spork always noticed a slight resemblance to Mom's friend Frank, the fork living next door."
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