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Joke of the Day

"Here's another pizza delivery joke Actually, you'll get it in 30-45 minutes."

"If your coffee tastes like mud... It's probably fresh ground..."

"Why don't hipsters like fishing? It's too mainstream."

"Why does Peter Pan always fly? He Neverlands. I really love this joke because it never grows old! [=)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=82ANkjVEpYk)"

"Why I need feminism A guy once told me that he disagreed with me. This is why I need feminism. He shoudn't be allowed to say that."

"How did you do in your tests ? I did what George Washington did ! What was that ? Went down in history !"

"Trampolines used to be called jumpolines... Then your mom jumped on one!"

"I went to a Nautica outlet store They had sails on everything"

"People who won Darwin Awards... ...jumped into the gene pool when the life guards weren't looking"

"Why did the marine biologist jump off a bridge? He lost his porpoise in life."