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Joke of the Day

"How did you do in your tests ? I did what George Washington did ! What was that ? Went down in history !"

"What if Obama keeps the nuclear codes in a folder on his desktop called ""Missile-aneous""? That'd be cute."

"[wipes brow] ""Finally finished YouTube."""

"Woman walks in on a man who's masturbating. Woman says, ""Eww you pervert!""... **Man** walks in on a **woman** who's masturbating. Woman says ""Eww you pervert!"" credit: /u/nobodyatnight"

"How did Harry Potter get down the hill? Walking. JK Rowling."

"Can't wait to throw buckets of melted snicker bars at the walls of the bathrooms at work today & blame Bob's diarrhea again."

"Why did the cow jump over the moon? To get to the Milky Way!"

"What do you call a yellow Oreo? An orienteo!"

"Girl, is your dad Louis Vuitton? Because you have such big bags under your eyes. Wait am I doing this right"

"What do you call a bowling alley in Brooklyn? Ebo-wling"