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Joke of the Day
"I went to a Nautica outlet store They had sails on everything"
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"After filling up my gas tank this morning before work, I realized that I didn't want to eat for the rest of the week anyways."
"Pamela Anderson Joke What do you call the space between Pamela Anderson's breasts? Silicon Valley."
"What did the spilled noodles say to the sauce pan? I'm floored!"
"This is incredible Nothing has been reposted here all year!"
"Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, and when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that."
"What do you get when you mix a lesbian and a platypus? A lickalottapus."
"Where do otters come from? Otter Space!"
"Did you know, If you get everyone in the UK to lie head to toe in a line across the English channel... ...They would probably drown"
"You guys, The Hobbit is a straight-up ripoff of my unreleased 3-hour experimental film ""Helicopter Shots of People Walking."""