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Joke of the Day

"Do all Toyota Priuses come with Obama '08 stickers already on them?"

"A logician's wife is having a baby... She gives birth and they hand the baby to him. ""Is it a boy or a girl?"" she asks. ""Yes"" he replies."

"I heard that comedians never tell jokes about the Jonestown massacre. The punchline is too long."

"Relationship advice on /r/relationships User: So my boyfriend and I... Adviser: Dump him."

"I probably shouldn't have spent $500 on that pair of leather sunglasses... But hidesight is 20/20, I suppose"

"Chuck Norris needs a monkeywrench and a blowtorch to masturbate."

"The guy who invented throat lozenges just died... I heard there will be no coffin at his funeral."

"I am quite old, so I wasn't shocked today during a thorough inspection to find that I had a gray pubic hair. The other people on the elevator seemed pretty surprised, though."

"Q: What do you call dirt? A: Dirty."

"Now that the german sense of humor has been acknowledged internationally, we can be sure of one thing... ...next world war is going to be *hilarious*."