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Joke of the Day
"I'm giving away parachutes for free. No strings attached."
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"Snuck a peak at my therapist's notepad after telling her about my childhood, and it was just dollar signs."
"It's that time of year again, to reflect and remember how much I love my tax deductions. Kids... I meant my kids."
"Have you guys seen how expensive it is nowadays to fill your bicycle tires? Damn inflation..."
"If you had ten minutes to list off all the best Mumford & Sons songs, what would you do with the extra 9 minutes and 55 seconds?"
"How do you starve a black guy? The same way you starve anyone else , you racist."
"Powdered sugar, the cocaine of popos!"
"Don't let go of your dreams Press snooze"
"Donald trumps next book should be called ... The gift of the grab."
"Your mama is so ugly that... when she has sexual relations with an animal, it's not beastiality, it's animal cruelty."