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Joke of the Day

"If you had ten minutes to list off all the best Mumford & Sons songs, what would you do with the extra 9 minutes and 55 seconds?"

"I was called a racist for saying black paint today... Apparently the correct term is, ""Tyrone paint the fence"""

"I don't need people. I have potato chips. And unlike people you can enjoy them and then legally throw their crumpled remains into a campfire"

"A recent study shows 50% of people think that people who can't spell are idiots .. The other 50% said ""that's ridiclious!"""

"I'm not trying to be racist but black people are darker than white people."

"How much horsepower does a mustang have? 1"

"TIL an African grey parrot, who lives an incredibly long life, can learn up to the vocabulary of an 8 year old. So when do you have the sex talk?"

"I know a lesbian couple who used to breed fighting roosters they were the only lesbian couple in the world who raised cocks"

"My Grandfather Says I should not be so Dependent upon technology... ...Yet he is the one hooked to life support."

"I am good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet... I don't know ""Y"""