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Joke of the Day

"On Gun Control Yesterday I Called The Fire Arms, Tobacco, Alcohol And Asked The Agent What Fully Automatic Weapon Goes With A Shot Of Burbon. Sean O' Talk Show Host SOS Computer Talk"

"So bored at the airport, I just smiled at a baby to kill time."

"TRIGGER WARNING National Rifle Association of America"

"Santa is like fathers... He only comes when the kids are asleep"

"Accordion to studies... Most people don't replace the first word of a sentence with an instrument"

"What do you call people pretending to be a ball? roll playing im sry"

"If your uncle Jack was stuck on the roof.... ...would you help your uncle Jack off?"

"The person that was in charge of naming Ohio must have thought of it when they realized someone was waving at the person behind them."

"Dominos dropped the ""pizza"" from its name because they're not legally allowed to call that pizza."

"Swimming Is Good For You... Especially if you are drowning."