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Joke of the Day

"What does a gift and a black man have in common? White children get immense joy after tearing one open"

"Baby you are like a white dwarf star.... Extremely hot but not very bright"

"Police officer to a driver: ""OK, driver's license, vehicle license, first aid kit and warning triangle."" Driver: ""Nah, I've already got all that. But how much for that funny Captain's cap?"""

"The world is becoming too politically correct You can't even say black paint anymore, instead you have to say ""Lamar can you please paint the fence""."

"What do you call a woman who is paralyzed from the waist down? Married."

"A Little Jewish Humor Q: How much does a moil get paid? A: Fifty dollars and a tip."

"What did the dog say after a hard day at work ? ""Today sure was ruff"" Read that today on my university's art wall and made me smile a bit , thought i'd share it :P"

"I saw that you ""liked"" my status. You want me, don't you?"

"@NBCSports thank you for making the sports"

"It seems women are not content with just being women these days. First there was Beyonce with ""If I was a boy"" now there is this Bieber chick with ""If I was your boyfriend"""