211188

Joke of the Day

"How do calculus students feel about undefined slopes in Cartesian planes? Indifferential."

"Why couldn't I run the Compressed File? I was missing the important Bits."

"If McDonald's was smart they'd serve breakfast until 2pm on the weekends."

"What is the best part about showering with a 14 year old girl? If you slick her hair back just right, she looks nine!"

"The less you love a woman, the faster your hand gets tired."

"I don't understand how Authorities can tell us that we ""Can't Negotiate with terrorists..."" I just got a free can of Coke with my kebab..."

"I Walked In On My Dad Chopping Onions Up One Day... It made me cry. Onions was my favorite dog."

"You know who could really get a party started? Lenin."

"You know what they say about not arguing with stupid... People on the outside might not be able to tell the difference, so go ahead and delete all your liberal friends on facebook."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Brian ! Brian who ? Brian drain !"