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Joke of the Day

"I Walked In On My Dad Chopping Onions Up One Day... It made me cry. Onions was my favorite dog."

"Symphony of puns i never let my kids listen to jazz or classical music... Too much sax or violins can only lead to treble!"

"What's the diffrence between a Chickpea and a Gorbanzo bean? I woun't pay a 100 bucks for a Gorbanzo bean on my face."

"I bought these sneakers from a drug dealer... He must have laced them with something because I've been tripping all day!"

"Husband is leaning dangerously out of window whilst he cleans it. Only thing stopping me from shoving him out is that he cleans the windows"

"Macbeth.docx That's a play on word"

"How does the sun cut his hair? Eclipse it."

"My cock-eyed professor had a really bad day today. His pupils got way out of line. It made him so angry that he couldn't see straight."

"Giving me a Milkbone after sex does not make it doggy style"

"How does a mathematician deal with constipation? He grabs a pencil and tries to work it out"