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Joke of the Day

"What is the best part about showering with a 14 year old girl? If you slick her hair back just right, she looks nine!"

"(This one is better said than read)... What do you call a fish with no eyes?... ...a ***Fsh!!***"

"Where do dads keep their jokes? In their dadabase."

"Anyone who says ""on his person"" rather than ""on him"" is not only pretentious, but obviously doesn't think in 140 characters."

"I tried to take a picture of some fog... I mist. ^I'll^see^myself^out^BYE!"

"In St. Louis right now, thought this was appropriate: How many black people does it take to start a riot? -1"

"Where does Iron man get his e-mail? Fe-mail"

"I held the door open for a Japanese woman today and she said, ""sank you."" Pretty fucked up for her to bring up Pearl Harbor like that."

"What do you call a robot whose brain is unplugged? Mentally dis-cabled."

"People are always discriminating against me just because I have a penis Apparently it's offensive to keep it in a jar or some crap like that."