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Joke of the Day

"I don't understand how Authorities can tell us that we ""Can't Negotiate with terrorists..."" I just got a free can of Coke with my kebab..."

"So a limbo champion walks into a bar.. he was disqualified from the limbo competition."

"[Wakes up in hospital after car crash] I'm afraid we had to amputate both of your feet. ""OMG why?"" You were too tall to fit in the ambulance"

"A lot of problems in the world would disappear if we talk TO EACH OTHER instead of about each other."

"A man came up with a new invention, a vibrating tampon. That way a woman can be at her best when she is at her worst."

"What did fish say when she hit the wall ? Dam(n) !!!"

"There are three types of people in this world... Those who can count, and those who can't."

"What's the difference between three black guys and a joke? Your mom can't take a joke."

"Ladies and gentlemen, Testicles. That is all."

"Jeffery Dahmer Did you know Jeffery Dahmer used to cut off his victims noses, put them on pizza and eat them? He called it Dahmer-nose pizza."