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Joke of the Day

"The first movable printing press was made In the renaissance. .. This gave more people to jack off to the first porn ever."

"Every trip to the supermarket is a game of ""Dodge The Indecisive Old People With My Cart."""

"What do you call a Viking pop band with a big gay following? The Pillage People."

"People do not know how to merge into traffic. All you do is yield, look left, close your eyes, and go."

"3 guys walked into a bar... I was outside, i didn't see what happend..."

"The human soul weighs 1.2lbs. I know because I've weighed myself before and after I walk into my job."

"Want to hear a funny abortion joke? Sorry, couldn't conceive one."

"(God creating coyotes) God: Make them look like dogs. Angel: Exactly like dogs? God: But with a meth problem."

"""Remember those funny tweets about Keith? And, the Chad jokes? Haha! They were great! We should do those again. Right, guys? Guys?"" - Karen"

"I just noticed ""Glue sticks"" is a name for some stationery but also just a fact."