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Joke of the Day

"Saturn Undefeated Solar system Hula Hoop champ!"

"Signs that things aren't going well: 1) your gums bleed when u brush your hair. 2) u pray for the demise of the same 6 people every day."

"If I built a crime fighting robot I'd make his penis the gun. He'd also be programmed to say ""no homo"" before shooting a guy in the face."

"What do you call a psychic dwarf running from the law? A small medium at large"

"Why are some people so afraid of second dipping when they probably put their mouths on someone's genital before?"

"We built this community from the ground up as opposed to choosing a point in the air and building downwards from there."

"A horse walks into a bar.... The barman says. , ""why the long face?"""

"Van Gogh hands a wrapped up box to his girlfriend. ""Vincent, please tell me this isn't another ear."" ""What?"""

"I once got a ride home from the pizza guy by ordering 1 pizza to be delivered to the bar and 1 to my house. Pretty sure i deserve an award."

"How does Moses prepare his coffee? Hebrews it."