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"Saturn Undefeated Solar system Hula Hoop champ!"
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"Your mother Fucks for bricks to build your sister a whore house."
"I like my coffee how I like my women. Without a penis."
"Friends are like motorcycles... 'Cause I wish I had a motorcycle"
"'90s movie spoiler alert: it's Kevin Spacey."
"Some people think filling animals with helium is wrong... I don't judge. Whatever floats your goat."
"Scientists discover that caterpillars can whistle. Am I the only one wondering if they're concentrating their efforts on the wrong things?"
"Who seduces all the ladies at the swimming pool? Don Juan de Marco Polo."
"What do you call a dead baby with a yeast infection? ....... a quarter pounder with cheese."
"What did the beach boys play at their reunion show? Wouldn't it be nice if we were younger."