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Joke of the Day
"Think about the nicest thing anyone's ever said about you. Not really true, right?"
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"Why does Starbux call it an Oprah chai? Does it taste like Gayle?"
"How is Trump vs. Clinton like Godzilla vs. Mothra? No matter who wins, the city will be destroyed."
"Why are women like parachutes? Because if they don't spread they are worthless."
"Confucius say: go to bed with itchy bum, wake up with smelly finger."
"Pizza places, we don't want cheesy bread. Pizza is cheesy bread."
"I told this cashier she kinda looked like Lorde, and as I was walking out, heard the lady behind me assure her she did not look like Jesus."
"Olympic Results for Sailing are out: The British have taken the Gold medal. The French have taken the Silver medal. The Somalians have taken the boats."
"What do you call a chicken takeover of the government? A coop."
"I like my logic like I like my logic... Circular."