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Joke of the Day

"Think about the nicest thing anyone's ever said about you. Not really true, right?"

"Good for you, the 3 people trying to keep MySpace alive. Good. For. You."

"Why are divorces so damn expensive? Because they are fucking worth it!"

"Today I went to an Indian restaurant and asked for bread They told me they had naan."

"*Lysol kills 99.9% of germs on my counter* LYSOL: ""Hey .1% germs... ( -_-)>- (_) Tell your friends"""

"What do you call the surgical procedure for a female to male sex change? An Addadicktome."

"Runs with scissors Gets hit by bus"

"When my Grandad fell ill the doctor told us to rub olive oil into his back. He went downhill very fast after that."

"Bill Cosby walks into a bar The rest is a blur!"

"Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street...... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close."