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Joke of the Day

"Finally finished carving GOOGLE EARTH CAN SUCK IT - plus a rude emoticon - into the face of a massive cliff. Now... we wait."

"cop: ""can you point at which zebra it was"" zebra: ""ha good luck we all look the same"" me: [points at zebra wearing my sunglasses] ""that one"""

"What do you call a fellow who is over 21 and makes bad puns? A groan man."

"I hear they finally plugged Bristol Palin. Oh, the other BP. Ok, I'll shut up now."

"Did you hear about Chris Brown's latest Hit? Left Hook."

"Hitler says... ""I order the execution of 6 million Jews and 1 clown!"" His officer responds with ""Why the clown?"" To which Hitler replies with ""See! No one cares about the Jews!"""

"Have you heard the latest joke about statisticians? Probably."

"If I could, I would avoid every conversation by making that beeping truck sound while slowly backing away from people as they approach me."

"What's the difference between a van and a minivan? A van picks up kids. A minivan picks up your kids"

"I bet there are at least a few seconds when a tiger is chasing you where you look back and are like, ""awwww..."""