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Joke of the Day

"It's not really murder if you're already dead to me."

"Is the dog ending in Silent Hill 2 an easter egg? Or is it actually canine in the storyline?"

"Son asks his father... Son: Dad, how do you feel about abortion? Dad: Ask your brother. Son: But I don't have a brother. Dad: Exactly."

"What's a Mexican's favorite assignment? Ese's(Essays)"

"The best things in life are free. My neighbor's unsecured wi-fi, for instance."

"maybe your boyfriend broke up with you cuz you called him baby instead of something cool like king wiener"

"Why did the buddhist refuse novocaine when he went to get a tooth pulled? He wanted to transcend dental medication."

"Once I got my art degree I didn't need to deliver to people anymore. Now they come to me, explaining what they want me to create. Then I ask them to pull up to the next window."

"this Holiday Inn has their flag at half mast...I'm assuming one of their guests died overnight"

"So glad the new phone book arrived, because I hate texting the wrong number from the rotary phone in my Ford Model T."