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Joke of the Day

"A PhD in Fencing would be pretty useful... ... if you ever had a backgarden dispute with a neighbor."

"A man goes to a house of ill repute on his hundredth birthday He tells the madam, ""I'd like a woman."" ""Forget it old man, you've had it."" ""How much do I owe you?"""

"Did you know that Truett Cathy, Founder of Chick-fil-A, wanted a CFA sandwich for his last meal? Unfortunately, he died on a Sunday."

"Who are the fastest readers of all time? 9/11 victims, they went through 87 stories in 15 seconds"

"There are two kind of business on earth... One is not your business, and the other is not my business."

"What kind of bug do you find on a long car ride? An I-shoulda-pede."

"What are you going to do for a face? When the monkey wants its bum back? :D"

"Dear men, I can make your girl scream louder than you can ever make her! Love, Spiders"

"I get you, anti-evolution people. I'm too lazy to learn science too."

"What did Ray Rice say the first time he met his girlfriend? ""Dayuum. I'd hit that."""