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Joke of the Day
"He said the spark between us was gone. So I tasered him. I'll ask him again when he wakes up"
Next Joke
"The last time I saw my friend Peter he was counting. ""75, 76, 77..."" he said, as he began to walk away. I don't know what he's up to now."
"If you feel trapped in your body with no way out, just think about that guy in the middle of a conga line."
"4-year-old: What does God smell like? Me: 4-year-old: Me: Nachos. 4-year-old: With cheese?"
"What did Drake say to 2Chainz as he was leaving da club? Challah at ya boy!"
"Steak puns... a rare medium well done."
"ExLax is really shitty chocolate."
"""My phone's about to die."" -Me, 30 seconds into every phone call."
"Guns don't kill people. Wars and famine and disease and random accidents kill people. Also, sometimes guns. Have a good day!"
"What kind of soda do dogs drink? Barq's Root beer."