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Joke of the Day

"[kelloggs meeting] ""okay so, the corn flakes box, what can we put on it?"" a chicken ""jim is there something wrong at home?"""

"How do you set a woman's watch? You don't, there's already a clock on the stove."

"Where do Russian Spy's live? In a Snow Den. (This is a joke. Please refrain from yelling at me, that he is not a spy. Thank you and have a nice day.)"

"How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One because his knee grows."

"What's the difference between your girlfriend's yeast infection and the brand of peanut butter your Mom used? The peanut butter was easier to get off the roof of your mouth ..."

"Hillary's mad at Satan Hillary: Satan! We had a deal! Where's the election victory that you promised me? Satan: Where's the soul that you said you had?"

"What do you call a man with one arm? Hand Solo"

"For some reason, my girlfriend asked how I view lesbian relationships... Apparently ""in HD"" was the wrong answer..."

"You know what I like better than a good non-sequitur? ."

"What do you call an orange thats been in the sun too long? tangerine"