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Joke of the Day

"Wanted to be a Karmania?! it is so much easy to have comment karmas than having 1 simple link karma"

"A juice bar called Just Kale Yourself."

"What's the difference between your bonus, and your penis ? Your wife will always blow your bonus!"

"The worst feeling is when you miss someone but you can't even tell them you miss them because they are a pizza."

"What is Bruce Lee's favorite drink? Wataaaaah!"

"Why did the one handed man cross the road? To get to the second hand store!"

"Who writes ghost stories? A ghost writer."

"Q: Why are cows always broke? A: The farmers milk them dry."

"Helen Keller walks into a bar Then into a chair Then into a table"

"I totally understand how batteries feel because I'm rarely ever included in things either."