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Joke of the Day

"Wanted to be a Karmania?! it is so much easy to have comment karmas than having 1 simple link karma"

"A Mexican man contended in the Olympics He won a gold medal in the ""Jump and run"" event."

"I once ate a watch It was time consuming, I didn't go back for seconds."

"What goes up and never comes down? Your age!"

"[Jesus at Last Supper] *breaks bread* This is my body *pours wine* This is my blood *opens jar of mayo* Judas: I'm gonna stop u right there"

"My mom asked me if I would still date a girl who had cancer and lost her hair from chemo. i told her, ""Of course, that just means she has better head!"""

"Guys can we please stop making jokes about obesity? They have enough on their plate already."

"Wife: Are you drunk? Me: I know this is a trick question so I'm going with no. Why? W: Because you're naked on the neighbors porch. M:..."

"A blonde is driving in her car and turns on the radio.. It says that two Brazilian men were killed. She stats crying and says, ""How many is a brazilian?"""

"What insect lives on nothing? Moths, because they eat holes."