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Joke of the Day

"How do elephants smell? Really bad."

"I asked my North-Korean friend how it was there... He said he couldn't complain."

"Hey Alaska wilderness show person who is about to freeze to death with no hope in sight, maybe just cuddle up with the crew filming you..."

"me: [trying to sound cool] I'm in a punk band cute co-worker: that's cool. What the band's name? me: [looking over desk for ideas] Inbox(29)"

"I took a public speaking class in college. I did a presentation about Free Speech. It was mostly just about the website where I downloaded my speech."

"Who said the first million was the hardest? Was it hitler?"

"What do you call a flesh light powered by your smartphone? iFap"

"I like musical dramas. They really strike a chord with me."

"pleas tune into my next podcast where i ask what the FUCK angry birds is and viciously mock the first piece of shit caller to answer me"

"What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing."