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Joke of the Day

"I want a girlfriend with OCD, that way whenever I want to go home I can just say ""Are you sure you checked the stove before we left?"""

"Whats the worst thing about dating a terrorist? Doesn't matter if you come or not, they're getting blown anyway. Thought up this at work"

"Finally, after years of waiting, my book on having sex with herbs has been published. Its about fucking thyme."

"Did the Deer have any doe? he had 2 Bucks"

"What kind of dog is best at keeping secrets? hush puppies"

"This is my best knock-knock joke *""Knock Knock""* ""Who's there"" *""Whoo""* ""Whoo-hoo"" *""Happy to see me?""*"

"I have two personal trainers... One on each foot!"

"What kind of murderer has moral fiber? A cereal killer"

"You know the difference between St. Patrick's day and Martin Luther King Jr. Day? On St. Patrick's day, everyone wants to be Irish."

"What's the definition of Embarrassing? Running into a wall with a erection and your nose touches the wall first."