106334
Joke of the Day
"So, I understand Michael Jackson died from food poisoning... ...he choked on a 9-year old weiner."
Next Joke
"He approaches me from behind and wraps his arms around me and I am breathless. With one firm and quick thrust, he dislodges my food."
"My professor just said that the particle of light is like a bullet... The black objects absorb more."
"I just saw a guy put deodorant on before walking into an adult bookstore. I kinda want to date him now."
"What do you call Batman and Robin after they got run over by a steamroller? Flatman and Ribbon"
"This just happened and it could be a joke... No. Really. I was swinging my fork around and got dumplings in my eyes. It wasn't that bad."
"So a guy walks into a bar... Ouch."
"A Muslim walks into a bar An allahu ak-bar."
"Why was there semen on the clean laundry? When Greg woke up, his mom had left a note reading, ""Please put a load in the washer"""
"Cinnabon got it right with the whole selling cinnamon rolls all day thing."