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Joke of the Day

"What is black, white, and red all over? A Communist Propaganda film from the 1930s."

"What is long and hard that women don't have compulsorily? The military service."

"What's the difference between a kid and a drawer? A drawer won't scream when I force my junk into it."

"This kid is walking down the street. This kid is walking down the street with just a shoe on. He meets a friend who asks him: ""What happened? Have you lost a shoe?"" ""No, I found one."""

"Stuck between ""that was awesome"" and ""OMG do you need medical attention"" wherever I walk off the dance floor"

"I buy all my guns from a guy that calls himself T-Rex... He's a small arms dealer."

"I brought a gun that shoots knives to a gun fight. Everybody was like whoa. We didn't even fight. Went to get nachos. Cool group of dudes."

"Why would I donate 2 to save a kid's life? I'd rather spend that 2 on a condom to prevent a kid's life."

"Two Nuns walking down the street...when a streaker.. Two Nuns walking down the street... when a streaker runs past, one of them had a stroke..........the other couldn't reach..."

"""You clean up nicely"", is just a polite way of saying, ""You usually look like shit."""