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Joke of the Day

"I used to do this impression where I was a blind anaesthetist; stopped 'cause the audience wasn't feelin' it and I couldn't see the point."

"My Asian boyfriend was sucking me off last night (we're gay) Best brojob ever."

"Sooo when my husband became a pool man I really thought the sex would get immediately better"

"I bought a Christmas tree today and the guy asked me Will you be putting it up yourself?' I told him, No, you sicko, it's going in the living room!'"

"Where do bourgeois monarchists get their coffee? Tsarbucks"

"I took my dog to the vet The vet picked up the dog and examined him and said ""I'm sorry, I've got to put him down"". ""Why, what's wrong with him?"" ""He's too heavy"""

"Advice tip for people: 1 stick hand in glue 2 stick hand in feather 3 now you are like bird. Impress your friend."

"Lyrics in modern hip hop are so bad.."

"in an era of declining male friendship, the rap crew is a more appealing concept than ever"

"at Nike advertising meeting I need a slogan for these shoes by the end of the day. I don't care how it gets done just do it..hold up a sec"