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Joke of the Day

"My Asian boyfriend was sucking me off last night (we're gay) Best brojob ever."

"Asian Keanu arrives at party. Asian Keanu gets bored. Asian Keanu Reeves."

"Why did the illegal latinos all fail their English classes? They didn't turn in their eses."

"Why should one not talk about Titanic with a stranger? Because it can't break the ice"

"A liberal, a conservative and a moderate walk into a bar. The bartender says ""Afternoon, Mitt! What can I get for you?"""

"Why is it called PMS'ing? Mad cow disease was already taken."

"There's no gangsta way to say ""Oopsie Daisy."" I know that now."

"I was wondering why the baseball was getting bigger.... And then it hit me!"

"My wife said that to make our marriage work, we both need to make sacrifices. I've chosen a goat."

"What's a pirates favorite letter?"