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Joke of the Day

"A new sickness has been found and researchers report it infects only the nose. According to them, this is a full-blown disease."

"So frustrating when you have to text but you're home so you have to go get in the car and drive all the way to the left lane of the freeway."

"A ""lady"" and a ""woman"" are exactly the same thing unless they are prefaced with cat."

"Who is fastest girl in the world? Answer: Airtel 4G girl."

"What's dark, empty and going no where fast? Your love life."

"Three things that are certain in life~ 1) Death 2) Paying taxes 3) Somewhere a woman is pissed at a man ...."

"What have Disney and the U.K. got in common? Both dropped the EU And screwed over a lot of people"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bertha ! Bertha who ? Bertha-day greetings !"

"My friend uses 'supossebly' and I never correct her. I like her irregardless."

"How do you sink the Polish navy? Put it in water"