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Joke of the Day

"You know that awesome feeling when you finally understand a word problem in math class? Me neither."

"Did you know it was women who coined the term, ""Bromance""? Yeah, basically the concept of friendship is so foreign to them that they created a new word for it."

""" I am so damn indecisive! "" said the man. "" How did you come to that conclusion? "" said the other."

"What does a pizza delivery boy and a gynecologist have in common? they can smell it, but they can't eat it."

"Two nuns are riding their bicycles to the Vatican First nun shouts to the other ""I've never come this way before!"" The second nun replies ""don't worry it's just the cobblestones."""

"What do you call a frisbee that's more than a friend? Frisbae"

"So I found out today that my diarrhea is hereditary It runs in my jeans Credit to /u/jdabarber"

"Why do tweekers do it doggie style? Son they can both look out the window."

"I just got a new universal remote Wow! This changes everything..."

"Ill A very ill man goes to his doctor, he asks the doctor what to do. 'Take a lot of mud baths' the doctor says. 'Why?' the man asks. 'So you can get used to the ground of course!'"