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Joke of the Day
"Knock Knock, Islam Knock Knock Who's there? Allah Allah who? Allah who ackbar!!!! ***BOOM***"
Next Joke
"Me: Leonard Nimoy died today. Co-worker: From Star Wars? *goes home* Wife: How was your day? Me: Leonard Nimoy and a co-worker died today."
"Mind: Be careful to protect yourself and don't jump right in. Heart: CANNONBALL!!!"
"My mom thought my laptop on the floor was a scale. My mom weighs 800 dollars"
"Sorry I booped your nose during your meltdown .."
"What's the best thing about an 8 year old in the shower?..... You can slick her hair back and make her look 6."
"If I could have dinner with anyone dead or alive, I would choose alive."
"Manager: Your fired Me: *You're Manager: How did you know I spelled it wrong if I spoke it out loud Me: How did you know I corrected you"
"What does Jeremy Clarkson have in common with Amy Winehouse? He can't do 'top gear' anymore!"
"What happened when the cat swallowed a coin? There was money in the kitty."