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Joke of the Day
"Could use a class in what to do with my hands at a concert."
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"There was this church that was so so small That instead of having a crucified jesus they had one hanging"
"My GF lost 250 pounds. She dumped me."
"I would. What kind of idiot would put the punchline in the title?"
"[NSFW] What is the difference between your dick and a bonus? Your wife will always blow your bonus! xD"
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"Level of singleness: yelling, ""pizza's here!"" So the delivery man doesn't think all the pizza is just for me..."
"What do you call the smallest Superman in the world?.. Quark Kent."
"What did the primary rainbow say to the secondary rainbow? -Your pants are on backwards"
"Why do Jewish men get circumcised? Because their women don't want it unless it's 10% off"