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"Taylor Swift Stabs Lucky Fan 1,989 times."
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"Vincent van Gogh called... He wants his ear back... so that he can hear you on the telephone."
"What do you call a content vowel? A Cheerio."
"Words cannot describe how cute you are. But numbers can, 3/10."
"where does a queer download his illegal software from? pirategay"
"Why was the snake soft? He had reptile dysfunction."
"What doesn't kill you makes you stronger Is a terrible thing to say to someone with a muscle eating disease."
"What do you call an Asian driveby? Cap-a-chino"
"Funny how when a guy sleeps with a bunch of girls, he's a stud... But when a girl sleeps with a bunch of studs, she's doing horse porn."
"Mom stop you are not funny Son: Mom stop you are not funny, you never make jokes. Mom: I made you."