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Joke of the Day
"I'd jump in front of a gently tossed beach ball for you."
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"Accidentally left my phone at home, now I know how Kevin McCallister's parents felt."
"LIFE HACK: If a public restroom is locked, violently yank the door handle over and over like a gorilla and never accept that it's occupied"
"Dad always said, ""Never get on one knee for a girl... ...who won't get on both for you."""
"What do you call a person who delivers Indian food? Currier."
"Daddy, what's for dinner? ""did you have cereal for breakfast?"" No ""then cereal"""
"If Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump were in a car crash, who would survive? America"
"Decided to plant some marijuana seeds in my vegetable garden hoping I could come up with some dope beets."
"Why cant Mexicans smoke joints? They aint ever got any papers"
"What do you get when you shoot four bullets into a six pack? A Tupac..."