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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a person who delivers Indian food? Currier."

"Why do you keep saying flail? Because Fail isn't in my vocabulary. ------- Overheard on the train."

"What has 10 legs 9 arms and sucks? Def Leppard"

"Pirate Nuts Pirate walks into a bar. Bartender says ""You know you got a steering wheel stickinn out of your pants?"" ""Aye! It's drivin me nutts."""

"*answers phone call from boss* I TOLD YOU TO STOP CALLING ME AT WORK!"

"Friday night plans *break into plastic surgeon's office *put goldfish in the silicone implants *sneak away undetected *giggle like a maniac"

"Feed a man corn and he eats for a day. Teach a man to grow corn and he kills you and steals your land."

"Why do I love putting down kids without parents? Cause endorphins make me feel good."

"What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice!"

"Did you know an NFL player was the first to land on the moon? He planted a flag, but a ref came by and picked it back up."